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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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