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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

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  IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  her facebook's as public as her vagina

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• (805): View more from California

  Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"

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• (310): View more from California

  I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.

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