I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.