we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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