Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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