O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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