so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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