I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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