mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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