And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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