I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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