i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
where are my eyebrows?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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