I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
What a dumb baby whore.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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