How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm passing your future prison.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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