Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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