I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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