That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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