We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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