So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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