I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Randomize
