i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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