Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete