Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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