You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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