Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
