we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
