Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Your cock deserves a montage
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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