I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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