is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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