don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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