ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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