just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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