Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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