You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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