he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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