just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
