My room smells like vodka and shame
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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