you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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