Quick, to the slutcave!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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