You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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