super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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