do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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