his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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