hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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