i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
they're like a gay fantastic four
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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