I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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