The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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