If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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