suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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