Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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