Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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