My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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