I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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