my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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