I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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