Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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