I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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