Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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