how can u be prego again
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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